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Livejournal?! Oh, sirrah, how perfectly decadent!


[Leading his horse past your feet.]


Watch it. I'm on to you.


You don't want that.
Trust me.


Bought a spiffing new vase today.


OH GOD! -- [POP! Incoming candy!


[Drunk off his tiny ass.]
...Howdy!!


Hey, you! Ain't you gonna apologize?


Put me down or I'll shoot!


There is something dreamy about cowboys.


A quiet night. All I ask.


Have you the brain worms?!
*glowers*